"automatic sprinkler"

"automatic sprinkler", that's what the onesie jay and his wife sent me said... jack peed on me for the first time today. oh, he's leaked on me many a time, but this was full on shooting me with pee. i was giving him a sponge bath. he was on the counter in the bathroom. i was in my robe. he was naked. i wasn't looking and all of a sudden i was getting a blast of liquid. i screamed. jack stopped peeing. so, i guess if you want a baby to stop peeing on you it is a good move to scare them. luckily i did not scare the poop out of him.